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Minna is feeling horny today.

I've been doing quality blogging for the past days.
Today also quality laa, but low abit.

I received this mail titled Calories burned during Sex.

The shits that caught my attention are the Sex Positions mentioned.

Therefore, I, took the initiative to check them out, here are my results from Urban Dictionary.

You hear people always talk about sex sex sex but ACTUALLY,
YOU KNOW ANYTHING OR NOT?

EDUCATE yourselves. =)

Missionary

Probably one of the most overused and boring positions ever. the chicks lays on her back, and the guy gets on top. Nothing special.

e.g. They were in the missionary position.

69 Lying Down

Simultaneous oral sex. Can be practised by M+M, M+F or F+F.

The reference is that the numerals 6 and 9 are inverted versions of each other, reflecting the physical position that the couple must adopt when engaged in this sexual practice.

Position for sex where his lips are touching her vagina while her lips are around his cock.

69 Standing Up

I think it's the same thing except they're standing up, HIGH LEVEL OF DIFFICULTY.

Wheelbarrow

The wheelbarrow position consists of of intercourse standing up against a wall. The man holes the woman's legs apart, like a wheelbarrow, as she leans against the wall, while he thrusts inside of her.

Doggystyle

Sexual intercourse between a man and woman characterized by the woman bending over, typically on all fours, and the man inserting his penis into her vagina.

Pros of the Doggy Style Sex Position:

People love this position for many reasons. A lot of women say that this position facilitates stimulation of their g-spot through penetration better than other positions.
For the person doing the penetration, you are able to use your legs and hips and get a lot of energy into thrusting.
This position also allows the person doing the penetration to use their hands, including easy access to add in anal stimulation or clitoral stimulation with a hand or a vibrator.

Cons of the Doggy Style Sex Position:

If you're doing this on your knees, it can be hard on them. You can use pillows to make it more comfortable.

This position doesn't allow you to be face to face with your partner. (BEST position if your partner is beh tang kua 1)

Italian Chandelier/ Reverse Cowgirl

When the man is on the bottom and the woman is on top. Both are facing upward, and the girl pushes up with her hands.

I heard the Italians love it because it burns a lot of calories.

e.g. Big Bertha dropped 20 lbs after practicing the Italian chandelier with her boyfriend all week.

Italian Hanger

A sexual postion where the woman lies with her back or shoulders supported by a bed or similiar object while the man holds her up by her hips and vigorously thrusts himself into her.

Italian Kiss

French kissing + fingering a chick, as Italian always happen to finger the girl they're kissing.

Among the terms, 1 made me laughed hard.

Doggystyle stew

Doggystyling a girl in her vagina while diarrhea is coming out her bunghole.

There are damn loads of poses, for more Pros & Cons, sex tips on penetration angles, rhythm & speed, this web is good: http://sexuality.about.com/

Moral of this post:

Shit before you have sex.